“The trick is can you be classy, sophisticated, elegant and take off your clothes?” — Dita Von Teese
Two pugs, Bella, left, and Pugsly, right, hold paws in the water at the fifth annual Doggie Paddle to benefit McKamey Animal Center at Warner Park Pool in Chattanooga, USA Picture: AP
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir